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August 2026
Your jawline isn’t what it should be.
August 2026
Water levels are dropping and young men are sagging.
April 2019
Don’t drink and scooter, kids.
April 2019
Watch where you step; there’s poop everywhere.
March 2019
How to make your penis 31% smaller.
March 2019
Like most affairs, it started innocently enough.
April 2018
The enormous responsibilities of men.
March 2018
That time 23,000 people had to pee.
